OK, to satisfy the curiosity of Vic, here's a description of Zouk:
Walk into a big hall full of smoke ( artificial at first, and then the real cigges's smoke comes in later around 11pm , or when your pal starts at the table). I like the walkway into the club, it makes me feel like I'm walking on the runway. Hehehe...
We went in there, all 7 of us, and sat there while waiting for our drink to come. Got a bottle of Hennessy Pure White which didn't taste as bad as I thought it would. Drink one or two , it's ok, but more ... and u risk getting drunk, and worse still you try and run away from your friends who want to drive you home OR sitting down outside the club starting to talk about alot of depressing things.
We also saw who can drink and who can't that night. And the Champion of the drinkers is a girl!!!! WoooHoooooOOOooo.... she took 12 glasses of that, cos she wanted to defend the table .Well, till now I still can't understand nor fathom the logic of that. I mean if you have glasses of unfinished drinks and someone who stays at the table, why the heck would Zouk ppl come and try and clear it up???? We're not even into the topic of someone who tries to steal our bottle of drink or a guy who tries and crash into our party!!! Ohh, he tried. Hahah...
Ohh, visit the washroom when you must. Plenty to see there too... especially in the ladies. I met a few ladies who look and behave like ladies, but they certainly are not! When they speak , you can certainly tell. And they also parade themselves in front of the mirror, and then they flash their eyes at you with their bright pink eye shadows , and they twirl in front of you.... pretty hilarious, if they could see themselves!
Well, if you think the stories not good enuf , continue reading...
The second half of the clubbing:
Drunk friends don't drive , driving friends ain't drunk. Even a drunk girl can tell that. :) Rest my case.
Drunk friends talk things and they get emotional sometimes. So be prepared with a shawl and wrap around her while she is through. Ohh, when she wants you to stay in KL and NOT go back to OZ, u better say YES, and if she wants her murtabak kambing, better go get it for her, else she will be maaaaadddddd!!!! Just remember to collect the shawl back when you get down the car with her. Hahaha.. this will eliminate alot of troubles!
Road block .. Ahh this one is interesting. We all got into the car ; 4 girls and one guy. They must be thinking we're some Pr*st*t**e with one P*mp in the car. :) Anyway they checked our ICs and we managed to tell them where we are from , our home address and names. The most interesting thing is when the drunk pal also knew where she stayed, and she was like "Not jalan Bunga T, I stay in Jalan T! *plonk ... sleep*" Now , I remember where she stays coz of that. Hehehe...
Came home, I cannot stand it. I knew I was a bit on the high end, and I was really tired after all the chain of events. Went to sleep on the couch that night. Not too bad. But had to ffk Pastor Cheryl's lunch date. Sorry Pastor, would make it up to ya!
Just a note to the guys. If you`re going after a girl, NEVER ever let her see you`re drunk before you get together.
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Aik, I thought you have this parental restriction that hinders you from clubbing? Rupa rupanya I kena tipu.
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Well, finally my parents allow me to go on clubbing, provided the company is a sensible one who knows how to take care of people when they are not at their best.Their girl need to see the world, and they are perfectly fine with it. Minus the timing. Hahaha..
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