There's a few things that I learned from attending a BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY BASH like this one:
1. Malaysians never loses out in the kiasu-ism business; we match the Singaporeans.
2.Rain does not deter one from being in a party ; being umbrella-less does.
3.We don't need guys to get us a drink ; a girl can - but she must not be straight.
4.Cleo is not only read by young girls any age from 12-30 but also by men aged 18-50. Men are not only pulled by their respective girlfriends or sisters; they come to oogle at girls. Perhaps they also come alone in hope to get 'lucky'?
5.Fat Fabs isnt just fat, he also has a weird way of laughing!And he is a sexist.
6. The goodie bags may not worth as much as you think it is ; they are worth RM 0 if you don't use any of the stuffs inside . Whoever uses Nivea Visage products can always let me know; am glad to give it away.
7. Don't bother wearing makeups on parties like this ; it only melts when your under stress such as a pushy crowd, a non-stop rain and plenty of sweat on your forehead.
8. To win any prize (for guys) , you have to be able to do the most honourable things in the world such as being kissed by another girl when your girlfriend is in the party and do limbo rock with excessive burden at your chest(go figure how) .
9.To win any prize (for girls), you have to do the most daring things in the world such as parading with a wok, a broom, a kuali or a toilet pump with pride like Miss Universe, strut your stuff on the stage , being entangled with 5 other girls trying to get out of the holla-hoop, and cross your fingers after that in hope that another girl don't overtake you.
10. Never hope to win in a lucky draw. You are never THAT lucky!
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